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manhubofficial:

when your straight friends are coming so you have to clean up image

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aheroandasavior:

Why I love Tumblr + Smooth

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

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zakklikesquads:

funtimesindrumcorps:

malcolm-21:

funtimesindrumcorps:

lindsay-got-lost-in-the-tardis:

funtimesindrumcorps:

Get it? They smashed the record.

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LET OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT

We weren’t in the mood to receive 50+ messages asking what it meant.

Don’t you mean broke the record? Smashed the record sounds dumb.

Broke the record doesn’t give the emphasis, and smashed the record doesn’t sound dumb. 


JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

zakklikesquads:

funtimesindrumcorps:

malcolm-21:

funtimesindrumcorps:

lindsay-got-lost-in-the-tardis:

funtimesindrumcorps:

Get it? They smashed the record.

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LET OTHERS FIGURE IT OUT

We weren’t in the mood to receive 50+ messages asking what it meant.

Don’t you mean broke the record? Smashed the record sounds dumb.

Broke the record doesn’t give the emphasis, and smashed the record doesn’t sound dumb. 

JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

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  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck
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iamabandnerd:

This show was just so amazing. I still cant get over it.

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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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